Some of us call our moms, Mom, Mommy, Ma, Ama, Jefita, Mama, Mother. Your mom will probably tell you she’s happy with whatever you choose to give her this Sunday for Mother’s Day. But for real though, she’s lying. Here are six BAD GIFTS you should NOT give your mom this Mother’s Day.
#1.) A workout DVD
A workout DVD: This gift says, “Hey mom, I love you, but, your fat!” Is that really what you want to say to your mother on her special day.
#2.) Sessions with a personal trainer
Sessions with a personal trainer: See above for explanation.
#3.) A new apron
A new apron: Might as well make her go bake a cake for you and all your homies too? Come on . . . you know better than this.
#4.) A Snuggie
A Snuggie: Are You Serious? You’re going to give your mother a Snuggie, the blanket with sleeves? What’s wrong with you? Might as well get her a Mexican poncho.
Bikini: Do you have any idea what size your mom wears? I didn’t think so. Besides WAKATELAS!
#6.) Birthday Card or Cake
Birthday Card or Cake: It’s Mother’s Day . . . Get it Right! DUMB DUMB
FELIZ DIA DE LAS MADRES
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY