Most people think they know everything about sex. Here are 15 little-known facts about sex . . .
#1.) Graham crackers were invented to make people less horny. In the 1800s, most people believed that spicy foods turned people into poon-hounds. So in 1829, Sylvester Graham invented the Graham cracker as a spiceless snack to help curb sexual desire.
#2.) French kissing is good for your teeth. The extra saliva helps regulate plaque and prevent tooth decay.
#3.) Women buy FOUR out of every TEN condoms sold.
#4.) 12% of all Internet websites are porno sites.
#5.) Humans are NOT the only animal that has sex for pleasure. In fact, pigs have been known to have sex for pleasure . . . and to have orgasms that last 30 minutes long.
#6.) “Sex” is the most-searched word on the Internet. ONE in every 300 search terms is “sex”. “Porno” is the fourth most-common search term.
#7.) Women who continued their education beyond high school are more open to giving and receiving both oral and back-door relations.
#8.) For its size, the strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.
#9.) Women have a higher sex drive while they’re ovulating. Basically, it’s nature’s way of getting us to reproduce.
#10.) Chocolate is a natural aphrodisiac. It contains phenylalanine, an amino acid that raises the body’s endorphins, natural antidepressants and libido lifters.
#11.) It’s illegal to buy and sell naughty novelty devices in both Alabama and Mississippi.
#12.) A woman’s “little man in the rowboat” is the only organ in the human body that’s sole purpose is for pleasure . . . and it has more nerve endings per area than any other body part.
#13.) The average American does the deed about once a week . . . and studies have shown that sexual activity for married couples is anywhere from 25% to 300% more pleasurable than for non-married couples.
#14.) The avocado was named after an Aztec word “ahuactal” which means “testicle” . . . and avocados were used by the Aztecs as sex stimulants.
#15.) The vanilla plant was named after the Latin word for a woman’s most intimate of areas . . . since the pod of the vanilla plant bears a resemblance to female genitalia.
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