Rico and Mambo what’s up pimps. It’s good to see you guys doing your thang. I see DJ Wicked at Chapter 8 sometimes. Anyways I have a dilemma for you guys I have a pretty embarrassing problem . . . I’m 23, and recently I’ve started having wet dreams again. My girlfriend is concerned about it, and she thinks it means she doesn’t satisfy me.  She does . . . we have a great sex life.  But I can’t seem to stop the dreams, so how do I tell her she has nothing to worry about? 

PeeMan

PeeMan…

 Sounds like you need some DEPENDS diapers…not now…BUT RIGHT NOW!!!  No matter what you tell your lady, she’s gonna think otherwise.  The way you can make her feel better about your situation is to continuously talk to her.  Tell her how great of a person she is, how great she is in bed and most importantly, HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER!  It’s called SECURITY!  Girls gotta feel that security for all of her bad thoughts to go away.

 With that said, rush to Vons, TreSierra’s or your local super market and buy some adult diapers to prevent any kind of bed wetting in the future!  Once you get the diapers on…DREAM AWAY HOMIE!

 Good luck PeeMan!

 Rico!

Orale Pee Pee Man

All I gotta say don’t ever sell that mattress! When I was young and I was having wet dreams my parents bought me a used mattress at the swap meet and it had pee marks and til this day I still have nightmares about that stupid mattress.  I’d rather have wet dreams than nightmares.  Tonight before you go to bed don’t drink anything and get your Manuela on and hopefully that helps with your wet dreams. Good Luck.

Mambizzle

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Rico and Mambo I need some advise asap!  I recently caught my wife texting a guy from her work. A couple of years ago she was talking to this same guy and we almost got divorced. I also found condoms in her purse and we have never used condoms which makes me think she’s having an affair. I don’t know what to do anymore, I love my wife but I don’t want a cheating wife. What do you guys think? Should I leave for good or should I try to work things out?
Thanks in advance,
Sad Boy

“Sad Boy”

 First and foremost; we don’t give “Advice”, we just have our “Say” in the “Dilemma’s”.  With that said…CONDOMS?  In her purse?  Oh hell nah!!!  If you guys don’t use condoms, what the hell does she need condoms for?  She’s doin’ too much!!!  Not to mention the fact that you caught her texting some guy from her work.  Here’s the deal guy; if you snagged her texting someone at work, she’s a grown @$$ woman and you’re a grown @$$ man and know what’s right from wrong.  If you forgave her for texting another guy, that’s one thing…but now you’re saying you found condoms in her purse and you guys have never used them?!  C’mon dog!  Do the math: 1+1=2!  What do you think she’s doing?  On the other hand, if she hasn’t done anything yet, she’s getting ready to.

I think you owe it to her, but more importantly to yourself to let her know how you feel.  I really hate to ask this, but why, OH WHY would you wanna be with someone who’s gettin’ “Served up” at another restaurant and not at yours?  Bro…read between the lines and you will know what to do; on the other hand, your heart is your heart and you can’t tell it how to feel.

Do what’cha gotta do!

Rico!

Sad Boy

This is easy. No seas Pendejo (Don’t be an idiot.) She has talked to this guy before and almost caused a divorce last time! I’ve said this before everyone deserves a chance, just one.  She already used it up. Move on Sad Boy time to be Happy Boy.  I hope you dump this trickity trick. Good Luck.

Mambizzle

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